And then there is also “Mick Rawson, Supervisory Special Agent”. His main thing is that he’s British. But don’t worry guys, there is also a woman: Gina LaSalle

We open on a dramatic monologue. There’s a man standing outside in the rain, watching a little girl named Jody being put to sleep.

Then she saw a teenage Charlie across the street. She called out for him, but a truck came by and when it drove by they were gone. And that was the day her husband left her. No one believed her.

he little girl is not hurrying fast enough so the dad picks her up and is like “What is Mommy feeding you?” and the mother goes “Great, way to give our daughter a weight complex!”

Morgan shares that calling them cons is generous because they profile as psychopaths, and Reid shares that they see their cons as theatre, and themselves as a kind of puppeteer who have to have absolute control over their victims and their cons. 

The BAU tells her to hold off responding to the reporter and advises her to be careful about releasing any information regarding this case.

We now get a shot of a woman leaving a dry cleaner at night, and there is another woman a few parking spots away struggling with putting a wheelchair in her large van.

We’re watching a man run through the woods at night. He stops by a tree, pants, catches his breath, before taking off again. We’re like, two seconds in, and…. It’s a plaid alert.

So it is likely that these women represent something – or someone – the unsub knows. So the team needs to figure out where this unsub is meeting these women, and how is he is gaining access to their homes.

Next up is Prentiss and I really just need to say that she is so hot. Like she does not need to be looking that good in an episode like this cuz i feel like an asshole for being horny when Hotch’s family is about to get killed.

Karl Arnold says he could help them with it, but he would have to see the photographs. Emily and Hotch step out to speak privately. Prentis does not want Karl to see the photographs, she doesn’t want to “use” the photos of Lucy.

Dante greets the BAU outside of his house and Detective Kim goes: “Dante?” And Dante goes: “No.” And Detective Kim is like: “Are you not the singer?” And Dante goes: “It’s not my name. It’s a character I play.”

Grandma says that Bina is cursed, she is stuck for eternity looking for her eyes, and before she can be cremated, she needs her eyes.

Morgan asks Reid what’s going on and Reid goes: “Someone just posted a blog called What Would Carl Sagan Do” and Morgan is like “No Reid, the case. What’s the case?” And Reid is like: “What are you talking about?”

Additionally, these were all “wealthy” things/places that were attached. Additionally, how do they not all stand out? Three men, with an incredible amount of rage? How do they hide that?

Ole pals Ray and Rossi are having a Cuban cigar and coffee break. Rossi accepts the cigar but says, “Cuban, no doubt. Contraband” and Ray says: “Some laws are just plain unjust.”

Now we see a twitchy guy in line at a pharmacy waiting to pick up medication, however, the pharmacist says that she doesn’t have any refills available for him. Girl, he is NOT doing too hot, give it to him!!

Foyet then asks Hotch if Hotch wants to see his scars and my man GETS UNDRESSED and STANDS OVER HOTCH AND POSES AND THEN CLIMBS ON TOP OF HOTCH!

My boy Reid comes through with exactly what i was going to say “I don’t think there’s going to be any bodies, guys. Pigs are omnivores. They’ll eat anything. By anything, I mean…anything…”

The unsub gets off a couch and heads into the kitchen for a smoked pig head snack. He then sprays the pigs with water, sets some more pigs to roast, and then goes over to the dead body of the check cashing man and runs some medical experiments?