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S5E9 - “100”
Next up is Prentiss and I really just need to say that she is so hot. Like she does not need to be looking that good in an episode like this cuz i feel like an asshole for being horny when Hotch’s family is about to get killed.
S5E8 - “Outfoxed”
Karl Arnold says he could help them with it, but he would have to see the photographs. Emily and Hotch step out to speak privately. Prentis does not want Karl to see the photographs, she doesn’t want to “use” the photos of Lucy.
S5E5 - “Cradle to Grave”
Morgan asks Reid what’s going on and Reid goes: “Someone just posted a blog called What Would Carl Sagan Do” and Morgan is like “No Reid, the case. What’s the case?” And Reid is like: “What are you talking about?”
S5E4 - “Hopeless”
Additionally, these were all “wealthy” things/places that were attached. Additionally, how do they not all stand out? Three men, with an incredible amount of rage? How do they hide that?
S5E3 - “Reckoner”
Ole pals Ray and Rossi are having a Cuban cigar and coffee break. Rossi accepts the cigar but says, “Cuban, no doubt. Contraband” and Ray says: “Some laws are just plain unjust.”
S5E2 - “Haunted”
Now we see a twitchy guy in line at a pharmacy waiting to pick up medication, however, the pharmacist says that she doesn’t have any refills available for him. Girl, he is NOT doing too hot, give it to him!!
S5E1 - “Faceless, Nameless”
Foyet then asks Hotch if Hotch wants to see his scars and my man GETS UNDRESSED and STANDS OVER HOTCH AND POSES AND THEN CLIMBS ON TOP OF HOTCH!