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S5E16 - “Mosely Lane”

Then she saw a teenage Charlie across the street. She called out for him, but a truck came by and when it drove by they were gone. And that was the day her husband left her. No one believed her.

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S4E26 - “…And Back”

My boy Reid comes through with exactly what i was going to say “I don’t think there’s going to be any bodies, guys. Pigs are omnivores. They’ll eat anything. By anything, I mean…anything…”

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S4E25 - “To Hell…”

The unsub gets off a couch and heads into the kitchen for a smoked pig head snack. He then sprays the pigs with water, sets some more pigs to roast, and then goes over to the dead body of the check cashing man and runs some medical experiments?

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S3E12 - “Third Life”

Garcia found a blog - vlog - and she is talking about Lindsey and her dad. She calls Lindsey’s dad a “creep”. They moved there 6 years ago, and her mom died in a car accident.

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S2E22 - “Legacy”

The surgeon ignores him and keeps whistling. They pass a room that looks like a straight up crematorium. The old man goes: “This isn’t a hospital.”

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S2E21 - “Open Season”

The autopsies on the victims show that they had similar wounds - but no bullets were found so they are a little stumped on what it could have been. GUYS IT IS CLEARLY A BOW.

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S2E17 - “Distress”

Back at the Houston Police station, one of the detective’s wives made the BAU cookies!!! Reid is touchy and jumpy (because we know he’s tweaking).

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S2E7 - “North Mammon”

One of the girls shouts “what does he want?” And he says: “To choose.” “To choose what?” “Two of you will leave this room alive. One of you will die. You choose.”

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S1E19 - “Machismo”

We cut to Hotch’s house. It’s Hotch’s birthday. We meet Hayley’s sister Jessica Brooks. Who tells Hotch that he is holding Jack like a cantaloupe.

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