Then she saw a teenage Charlie across the street. She called out for him, but a truck came by and when it drove by they were gone. And that was the day her husband left her. No one believed her.

The BAU tells her to hold off responding to the reporter and advises her to be careful about releasing any information regarding this case.

My boy Reid comes through with exactly what i was going to say “I don’t think there’s going to be any bodies, guys. Pigs are omnivores. They’ll eat anything. By anything, I mean…anything…”

The unsub gets off a couch and heads into the kitchen for a smoked pig head snack. He then sprays the pigs with water, sets some more pigs to roast, and then goes over to the dead body of the check cashing man and runs some medical experiments?

Garcia found a blog - vlog - and she is talking about Lindsey and her dad. She calls Lindsey’s dad a “creep”. They moved there 6 years ago, and her mom died in a car accident.

Gideon gets a phone call from “Sarah” who he apologizes for being late to, but instead of Sarah answering, it is Frank asking him about birds.

The surgeon ignores him and keeps whistling. They pass a room that looks like a straight up crematorium. The old man goes: “This isn’t a hospital.”

The autopsies on the victims show that they had similar wounds - but no bullets were found so they are a little stumped on what it could have been. GUYS IT IS CLEARLY A BOW.

Back at the Houston Police station, one of the detective’s wives made the BAU cookies!!! Reid is touchy and jumpy (because we know he’s tweaking).

One of the girls shouts “what does he want?” And he says: “To choose.” “To choose what?” “Two of you will leave this room alive. One of you will die. You choose.”

The robber makes everyone take off their clothes, locks the clothes in the vault, and then takes the cash.

Wifey goes in there with him, and begins questioning him. They have some very intense eye contact. Both are sweaty, it’s very Florida.

They make comments about how the rest of the messages were written in “modern” english and Elle is like “okay so now we’re looking for Shakespeare”.

It’s late at night, and we open on a ship dock in Baltimore Maryland. Was is this, the second season of The Wire with Frank Sobotaka?

We cut to Hotch’s house. It’s Hotch’s birthday. We meet Hayley’s sister Jessica Brooks. Who tells Hotch that he is holding Jack like a cantaloupe.

“Who in his mind has not probed the black water? Aren’t visits from old friends refreshing? Especially when we’ve occupied so much of each other’s mind.”

They don’t investigate murders? I’m not sure why he’s here? But I’m here for him because Daddy Zhang is HOT.