They make comments about how the rest of the messages were written in “modern” english and Elle is like “okay so now we’re looking for Shakespeare”.

It’s late at night, and we open on a ship dock in Baltimore Maryland. Was is this, the second season of The Wire with Frank Sobotaka?

We open on a creepy man eating steak in Tampa Florida. We see a close shot of him eating the steak. He says: “I was really hoping you’d get your appetite back.”

We cut to Hotch’s house. It’s Hotch’s birthday. We meet Hayley’s sister Jessica Brooks. Who tells Hotch that he is holding Jack like a cantaloupe.

Lila pulls him into the pool. And they make out. Reid is like “this is completely inappropriate” but they keep kissingggg!!!

We are finally in NY baby!! Our unsub gets in a cab where cabby Walter Debrin really hates Larry Brown of the Knicks.

We open in Terra Mesa, New Mexico where 6 college freshmen have broken into a partially constructed house to party and listen to bad psychedelic music.

“Who in his mind has not probed the black water? Aren’t visits from old friends refreshing? Especially when we’ve occupied so much of each other’s mind.”

We open on Gideon being the most precious old man in the world and smiling while classical cello music plays - Cello Suite No. 1 in G major, Prelude by Bach, to be specific.

As Lynn Dempsey was dying- THE ENVELOPES.

So the punch is a decoy just like the candy???

The team reconvenes. Gideon comes running across the lawn “WHAT DO WE KNOW??” Gideon tells Detective Russet that they have to…

He’s practicing the song “This Is My Father’s World”. Get ready to have this song stuck in your head for the next three weeks.

She finds Adam unconscious on the ground, his head smashed in by a rock. We see the shoes of a unsub looming over her and she cries “nooooooo”.

Linda attempts to reason with Fred.

Josh says: “Lady your boyfriend is whacked out of his mind”

To which Linda replies: “He’s not my boyfriend.”

We open at a bar in Baltimore Maryland where Jim and Freddy are leaving a bar. Opening shot is supposed to be in Baltimore, but shows a popular sports bar in NY.

She says: “…then the security guard came and got him.”

He says: “How did it play out?”

So much more interest in this conversation than the plot of this episode.

We learn that Trish and Jordan were together for two years and were getting engaged, and her dad is calling him “that boy”!!!!!

An intruder enters her home. The killer turns off the water faucet that was dripping in the sink- environmentally conscious.

We open in Palm Beach Florida where an angry Joe Reese confronts Gil Clurman, who is walking to his car, holding a cardboard box.

They don’t investigate murders? I’m not sure why he’s here? But I’m here for him because Daddy Zhang is HOT.