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S2E23 - “The Evilolution of Frank”
Gideon gets a phone call from “Sarah” who he apologizes for being late to, but instead of Sarah answering, it is Frank asking him about birds.
S2E22 - “Legacy”
The surgeon ignores him and keeps whistling. They pass a room that looks like a straight up crematorium. The old man goes: “This isn’t a hospital.”
S2E21 - “Open Season”
The autopsies on the victims show that they had similar wounds - but no bullets were found so they are a little stumped on what it could have been. GUYS IT IS CLEARLY A BOW.
S2E20 - “Honor Among Thieves”
“….YOU BROUGHT US HERE SO WE COULD HAVE THINGS AND WE HAVE NOTHING! WE’RE NOTHING! I NEED MORE!” Iconic.
S2E19 - “Ashes and Dust”
Garcia has found a website that connects both Mr Cutler and Mr Jarvis’s businesses - both companies are guilty of “LUST” - “Leaking Underground Storage Tanks”.
S2E18 - “Jones”
Ethan tells Reid that the reason he dropped out of the FBI academy was because he had his own demons. “Those days I did prefer Jack Daniels to Jeff Dahmer.”
S2E17 - “Distress”
Back at the Houston Police station, one of the detective’s wives made the BAU cookies!!! Reid is touchy and jumpy (because we know he’s tweaking).
S2E16 - “Fear and Loathing”
She’s like “KEN GO HOME” and he’s all “SANDRA WAIT!!” She gets in his car - he wants to know where she’s going, but she says it is none of his business.
S2E15 - “Revelations”
Garcia quickly realizes that Hankle is extremely tech savvy, but self-taught. He has a futuristic looking computer set up where he has fifteen different screens all showing different things.
S2E14 - “The Big Game”
“Too much what?” “Too much stuff. They are too greedy, possessions.” And then she’s like- “Are you calling because they have too much stuff???”
S2E13 - “No Way Out”
He says: “But you know what’s an even more interesting question? What’s the psychopath got in the bag, Jason?”
S2E12 - “Profiler, Profiled”
We learn that Morgan is in Chicago visiting his mother for her birthday. Who’s watching Clooney while he’s away??
S2E11 - “Sex, Birth, Death”
Gideon asks Nathan what worries him and Nathan says that he’s been “thinking about stuff” meaning killing women.
S2E10 - “Lessons Learned”
Hotch tells Hayley that he’s going to miss Jack’s portrait appointment. Hayley’s like “I’ll reschedule” and Hotch is like “No just take him.” BRO SHE WANTED YOU TO BE THERE.
S2E9 - “The Last Word”
Cut and the BAU is there and Gideon is like: “WAS HE HANDSOME??” They get further details on the encounter we just saw.
S2E8 - “Empty Planet”
Operator: (sounding worried) Message? What message?
Unsub: That this is only the beginning. Until it is brought back under control, people… will… die…
S2E7 - “North Mammon”
One of the girls shouts “what does he want?” And he says: “To choose.” “To choose what?” “Two of you will leave this room alive. One of you will die. You choose.”
S2E6 - “The Boogeyman”
“Supposedly he watches the kids from his window. Hunts ‘em, skins ‘em, eats ‘em. Standard.”
S2E5 - “Aftermath”
She was also in her 30s, had no connection to the unsub, and he left the voicemail about an hour before she got home. Gideon says: “The messages aren’t taunts- they’re overtures.”
S2E4 - “Psychodrama”
The robber makes everyone take off their clothes, locks the clothes in the vault, and then takes the cash.