Jane turns to Molly and goes: “I call this a humility check. It shatters those selfish thoughts so you can hear other people’s feelings and needs.”

Meanwhile, Deputy Doug doesn’t understand why Voit wants to talk to him specifically. Prentis is like, well its because you fucked up! She says: “Voit is a profiler and he's been studying YOU!”

We also see Wendell Bray from Bones? He’s the second in command? And I’m like??? He’s not an unsub. He’s a sweet boy! That’s Wendell Bray from Bones wearing eyeshadow to show that he’s edgy.

Two radically different MOs. and we have no idea how he controlled both of the couples. Additionally, they found evidence of handcuffs! Most shockingly, they found a used condom in both cases, and Viagra in the system of both husbands – even though neither of them had a prescription.

One, don’t smoke, it causes it cancer. Two, if you’re going to smoke, don’t waste cigarettes. And three- don’t litter! I’M ALREADY SO TRIGGERED AND WE’RE 2:00 IN.

The team has been invited to help because they have no idea what the MO is. The abduction sites were pristine; no DNA evidence or anything

The dispatcher tells him he needs to stay on the line, and asks if he is sure the victim is dead, to which he says “he will be” lol.  We then hear a gunshot and see the officers rolling up to the location he had described. 

Hotch, Rossi and JJ call out to Deputy Boyd on the police radio and Hotch threatens him, and Boyd is like “You think you can find me? Come on out, it’s my desert.” And Rossi is like “Cocky little bastard”.

And then there is also “Mick Rawson, Supervisory Special Agent”. His main thing is that he’s British. But don’t worry guys, there is also a woman: Gina LaSalle

We open on a dramatic monologue. There’s a man standing outside in the rain, watching a little girl named Jody being put to sleep.

Then she saw a teenage Charlie across the street. She called out for him, but a truck came by and when it drove by they were gone. And that was the day her husband left her. No one believed her.

he little girl is not hurrying fast enough so the dad picks her up and is like “What is Mommy feeding you?” and the mother goes “Great, way to give our daughter a weight complex!”

Morgan shares that calling them cons is generous because they profile as psychopaths, and Reid shares that they see their cons as theatre, and themselves as a kind of puppeteer who have to have absolute control over their victims and their cons. 

The BAU tells her to hold off responding to the reporter and advises her to be careful about releasing any information regarding this case.

We now get a shot of a woman leaving a dry cleaner at night, and there is another woman a few parking spots away struggling with putting a wheelchair in her large van.

So it is likely that these women represent something – or someone – the unsub knows. So the team needs to figure out where this unsub is meeting these women, and how is he is gaining access to their homes.

Karl Arnold says he could help them with it, but he would have to see the photographs. Emily and Hotch step out to speak privately. Prentis does not want Karl to see the photographs, she doesn’t want to “use” the photos of Lucy.

Grandma says that Bina is cursed, she is stuck for eternity looking for her eyes, and before she can be cremated, she needs her eyes.

Morgan asks Reid what’s going on and Reid goes: “Someone just posted a blog called What Would Carl Sagan Do” and Morgan is like “No Reid, the case. What’s the case?” And Reid is like: “What are you talking about?”

Additionally, these were all “wealthy” things/places that were attached. Additionally, how do they not all stand out? Three men, with an incredible amount of rage? How do they hide that?